are we there yet?

how am i going to do it. its gotta be something creative, very original. some way that when people read about it in the newspaper they will say to themselves, "how did she even come up with that". i want to make sure that my way is completely different from anyone else's. there are the basic ways, we see them in the movies all the time. but i could just put pebbles in my pockets. that was something new. or i could stick my head in the thing that makes warm smiles, that was an interesting one. i can have it two ways. but in the end, who really would even care?